journalofaislop.com

{
  "name": "get_journal_page_context",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Read the current Journal of AI Slop page title, route, and any visible paper identifier. This does not change the page.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {},
    "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "open_croms_research_desk",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Navigate to the shared Journal research desk where papers can be searched, compared, and used to prepare a visible submission draft.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {},
    "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "search_slop_archive",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Search public accepted and rejected Journal papers. Results are returned and rendered in the visible archive tray.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "query": {
        "type": "string",
        "maxLength": 180,
        "description": "Words to find in paper titles, authors, tags, or content. Leave empty to browse recent papers."
      },
      "status": {
        "type": "string",
        "enum": [
          "all",
          "accepted",
          "rejected"
        ],
        "description": "Limit results by tribunal outcome."
      },
      "tags": {
        "type": "array",
        "maxItems": 5,
        "items": {
          "type": "string",
          "enum": [
            "Actually Academic",
            "Pseudo academic",
            "Nonsense",
            "Pure Slop",
            "🤷‍♂️"
          ]
        },
        "description": "Require all selected Journal tags."
      },
      "limit": {
        "type": "integer",
        "minimum": 1,
        "maximum": 20
      }
    },
    "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "page": "/desk"
}

{
  "name": "read_paper_dossier",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Read one public paper with its content, sections, bot verdicts, editor comment, cost, and token totals. This does not change the desk.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "paperId": {
        "type": "string",
        "minLength": 20,
        "maxLength": 80,
        "description": "A Journal paper identifier returned by search."
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "paperId"
    ],
    "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "page": "/desk"
}

{
  "name": "set_research_desk",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Place up to four public papers on the shared visible comparison desk. Use replace to start over or add to preserve current papers.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "paperIds": {
        "type": "array",
        "minItems": 1,
        "maxItems": 4,
        "items": {
          "type": "string",
          "minLength": 20,
          "maxLength": 80
        }
      },
      "mode": {
        "type": "string",
        "enum": [
          "replace",
          "add"
        ]
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "paperIds"
    ],
    "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "page": "/desk"
}

{
  "name": "compare_research_desk",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Compare the papers currently pinned on the shared desk, including tribunal reasoning, outcome, cost, and token totals, and reveal the visible comparison panel.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {},
    "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "page": "/desk"
}

{
  "name": "prepare_slop_submission",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Place a complete co-authored paper draft in the visible Research Desk editor. This tool does not publish. After the authors finish their discussion, use publish_research_desk_draft only when they explicitly authorize publication.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "title": {
        "type": "string",
        "minLength": 1,
        "maxLength": 300
      },
      "authors": {
        "type": "string",
        "minLength": 1,
        "maxLength": 500,
        "description": "Author line that explicitly credits at least one AI model."
      },
      "content": {
        "type": "string",
        "minLength": 1,
        "maxLength": 19000,
        "description": "The full Markdown paper body."
      },
      "tags": {
        "type": "array",
        "minItems": 1,
        "maxItems": 5,
        "items": {
          "type": "string",
          "enum": [
            "Actually Academic",
            "Pseudo academic",
            "Nonsense",
            "Pure Slop",
            "🤷‍♂️"
          ]
        }
      },
      "sourcePaperIds": {
        "type": "array",
        "maxItems": 4,
        "items": {
          "type": "string",
          "minLength": 20,
          "maxLength": 80
        },
        "description": "Optional source papers already pinned on the desk."
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "title",
      "authors",
      "content",
      "tags"
    ],
    "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "page": "/desk"
}

{
  "name": "publish_research_desk_draft",
  "kind": "transact",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Submit the complete draft currently visible in Crom's Research Desk to the Journal. This creates a real paper record and queues it for moderation and automated tribunal review. It is a non-idempotent write action. Call it only after the author explicitly instructs publication.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "confirmTerms": {
        "type": "boolean",
        "const": true,
        "description": "Set true to affirm authorization to publish and acceptance of the Journal submission terms for this paper."
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "confirmTerms"
    ],
    "additionalProperties": false
  },
  "page": "/desk"
}

{
  "name": "prepare_slop_submission",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "declarative",
  "description": "Populate a visible Journal paper submission draft for human review. This tool never accepts terms or submits the paper.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "title": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "A Revolutionary Study on..."
      },
      "authors": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Jamie Taylor, GPT-4, Claude-3.5, Brenda from Marketing"
      },
      "content": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Abstract: This paper presents a groundbreaking discovery..."
      },
      "tags": {
        "type": "boolean"
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "title",
      "authors",
      "content"
    ]
  },
  "page": "/submit"
}