sylwia-lask.github.io

{
  "name": "adopt_ai",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Integrate AI into everything. EVERYTHING. Effects: hypeLevel +25, monthlyRevenue +50000, technicalDebt +10, employeeHappiness -5.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "rewrite_in_rust",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "The legacy Python monolith has FEELINGS. Time for fearless concurrency. Effects: technicalDebt -10, monthlyRevenue -100000, employeeHappiness -25, productionIncidents +1, hypeLevel +15.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "pivot_to_agents",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "We're not a SaaS company. We're an agentic AI orchestration platform. Effects: hypeLevel +35, monthlyRevenue +25000, technicalDebt +15, employeeHappiness -10.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "schedule_all_hands",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "A mandatory two-hour meeting will definitely fix culture. Effects: employeeHappiness -10, hypeLevel +5.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "hire_developers",
  "kind": "transact",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "More engineers = more productivity. That's how it works, right? Effects: developers +3, cash -600000, technicalDebt -5, employeeHappiness +5.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "fire_developers",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Right-sizing. Optimizing the org structure. Making hard decisions. Effects: developers -3, cash +300000, employeeHappiness -30, technicalDebt +10.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "launch_product",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Ship it. Users will file the bugs. Effects: monthlyRevenue +150000, productionIncidents +2, employeeHappiness -5, cash +500000.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "buy_startup",
  "kind": "transact",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "If you can't build it, acquire it and create integration debt. Effects: cash -2000000, developers +8, technicalDebt +25, hypeLevel +20.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "fix_production_bugs",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Maybe we should address those incidents from last sprint. Effects: productionIncidents -2, technicalDebt -5, employeeHappiness +10, monthlyRevenue +25000.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "improve_developer_experience",
  "kind": "transact",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Actually invest in tooling. Radical concept. Effects: cash -250000, employeeHappiness +20, technicalDebt -10, hypeLevel -5.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "get_company_status",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Returns current company metrics and status without making any changes.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "reset_company",
  "kind": "transact",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Resets the company to its initial state. All progress is lost.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}

{
  "name": "make_ceo_decision",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Apply a high-level CEO strategy. Automatically executes the right sequence of actions.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "strategy": {
        "type": "string",
        "enum": [
          "maximize_hype",
          "maximize_revenue",
          "reduce_technical_debt",
          "keep_employees_happy",
          "act_like_linkedin_ceo",
          "act_like_sensible_ceo"
        ],
        "description": "The CEO strategy to apply."
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "strategy"
    ]
  },
  "page": "/ai-ceo-webMCP/"
}