terror-ride.vercel.app

{
  "name": "get_band_info",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Get information about Terror Ride — the band, their members, location, genre, and history.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "get_merch",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Get Terror Ride merchandise — items, prices, and availability.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "get_poll_results",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Get current vote counts for a Terror Ride poll.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "id": {
        "type": "string",
        "enum": [
          "species",
          "quiet",
          "nimby"
        ],
        "description": "Poll ID: \"species\" = \"Are we fucked as a species?\", \"quiet\" = \"Should bands play quieter?\", \"nimby\" = \"Which neighborhood would be fastest to report a Terror Ride show?\""
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "id"
    ]
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "vote_poll",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Cast a vote on a Terror Ride poll. Returns updated vote counts.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "id": {
        "type": "string",
        "enum": [
          "species",
          "quiet",
          "nimby"
        ],
        "description": "Poll ID. Answer index must be 0–2 for species/quiet, 0–5 for nimby."
      },
      "answer": {
        "type": "integer",
        "enum": [
          0,
          1,
          2
        ],
        "description": "Answer index (0, 1, or 2)"
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "id",
      "answer"
    ]
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "request_song",
  "kind": "transact",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Submit a song request for Terror Ride to write and potentially play at a show. Sends a confirmation email.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "about": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "What the song should be about — topic, vibe, person who wronged you, etc."
      },
      "name": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Your name"
      },
      "email": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Your email address for the confirmation and preview"
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "about",
      "name",
      "email"
    ]
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "file_noise_complaint",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "File an official noise complaint against Terror Ride with the City of West Seattle (satirical). Returns a complaint reference number.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "name": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Your full legal name"
      },
      "email": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Your email — you will receive a reference number"
      },
      "desc": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Description of the noise incident"
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "name",
      "email",
      "desc"
    ]
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "get_scan_stats",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Get Terror Ride QR code scan statistics — total scans and breakdown by physical asset type (coozie, sticker, poster).",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "get_visit_stats",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Get Terror Ride site visitor counts broken down by Homies (West Seattle) and Outsiders (everyone else).",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "get_magnet_stats",
  "kind": "answer",
  "impl": "imperative",
  "description": "Get live NFC magnet campaign scan data by magnet ID and geofence result. Shows total scans, West Seattle vs outsider breakdown, per-magnet counts, unique visitors, and recent activity.",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {}
  },
  "page": "/"
}

{
  "name": "request_song",
  "kind": "act",
  "impl": "declarative",
  "description": "Request a song for Terror Ride to write and play at their next show",
  "inputSchema": {
    "type": "object",
    "properties": {
      "about": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "What should we write about?"
      },
      "name": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Your name"
      },
      "email": {
        "type": "string",
        "description": "Your email"
      }
    },
    "required": [
      "about",
      "name",
      "email"
    ]
  },
  "page": "/music.html"
}